Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.
17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing.
Tequila, a Video Camera and Chocolate Syrup | BeForeverYoung
Crazy | BeForeverYoung
It’s What Friends Do | rizzles-4-lyf
Clearcut Intentions | mochamaker
One Night | turtleback
Mauuuraa | choco-early
Bass Isles: Matchmaker | quiethearted
Coffee, Tea or Me? | Coke Cam
Medals of Honor | ThePriceIsMeg
What’s In A Name? | Crackinois
Handcuffs and Photoshoots | sociallyawkwardpenguin
Thanks so much! :)
So I went on Netflix to search for Rizzoli and Isles just to see what other shows would be suggested instead and…
PLEASE BARE IN MIND THESE ARE ALL SHOWS THAT ARE EITHER FULL ON LESBIAN OR HAVE AT LEAST TWO LESBIAN CHARACTERS IN THEM. AND LETS NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT NONE OF THESE SHOWS INVOLVE SOLVING CRIME!
SO QUIT TRYNA TELL ME JANE AND MAURA ARE STRAIGHT BECAUSE EVEN NETFLIX KNOWS THAT’S A FUCKING LIE!!
I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show