laci918

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

the-random-thought-caravan
I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.

17-year-old Clare Ettinger who was kicked out of her prom for the dress she was wearing.

Source: Teen Girl Ejected From Prom Because Horny Dads Can’t Stop Staring

(via bodypartss)

fuckyeahrizzoli-isles

Anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm looking for one-shots rated M but like cute ones, that somehow make you happy reading them. Thank you, your blog is great btw :)

rizzles-fanfic answered:

Tequila, a Video Camera and Chocolate Syrup | BeForeverYoung

Crazy | BeForeverYoung

It’s What Friends Do | rizzles-4-lyf

Clearcut Intentions | mochamaker

One Night | turtleback

Mauuuraa | choco-early

Bass Isles: Matchmaker | quiethearted

Coffee, Tea or Me? | Coke Cam

Medals of Honor | ThePriceIsMeg

What’s In A Name? | Crackinois

Handcuffs and Photoshoots | sociallyawkwardpenguin

Thanks so much! :)

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart

The Gayest Gay to Ever Gay

femslashfantasies:

So I went on Netflix to search for Rizzoli and Isles just to see what other shows would be suggested instead and…

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PLEASE BARE IN MIND THESE ARE ALL SHOWS THAT ARE EITHER FULL ON LESBIAN OR HAVE AT LEAST TWO LESBIAN CHARACTERS IN THEM. AND LETS NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT NONE OF THESE SHOWS INVOLVE SOLVING CRIME!

SO QUIT TRYNA TELL ME JANE AND MAURA ARE STRAIGHT BECAUSE EVEN NETFLIX KNOWS THAT’S A FUCKING LIE!!